Devyn Hardwick
he/him/his
Councilman
Widowed
Panromantic Ace
Sunny
34 posts
"average member of the vampire council buys 7 spiders per year" factoid actually statistical error.
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Post by Devyn Hardwick on Jul 5, 2014 13:28:04 GMT -6
Member of Vampire Council seeking thrall. No attachment to former life advisable recommended. Ability to catch insects and a sense of childlike adventure a plus. Must be willing to travel and have fun in castles. No plans to inevitably betray preferred, but not required. Those afraid of spiders and death Arachnophobes and those fearing potential fatalities should not apply for their sake need not apply.
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